switch ($origin) { case 'outside': echo 'Seems like somebody linked to some old/removed content, if you really want to see it search around the site, or let me know on twitter.'; break; case 'within-the-site': // Removed, awesome skills made sure there is no broken links //echo 'Odd this shouldn't have happened, my awesome skills should\'ve made sure I don\'t have broken links within my site.'; break; // unknown default: // probably trying some SQL injection or XSS eh? echo 'Your IP:'.$ip.'. Has been reported to the police'; break; }